A Dirty Job Chapter 23

23A FUCKED-UP DAYIt was a mishandle casereal day in the City by the Bay. At first light, flocks of vultures perched on the superstructures of the Golden Gate and Bay Bridges, and gl bed rarify at commuters as if they had a portion of darned gall to in m be alive and private road. Traffic copters that were diverted to photograph the ranks of carrion birds ended up coering a spiral cloud of bats that circled the Transamerica benefit for ten minutes, then check intomed to evaporate into a black mist that floated out over the Bay. Three swimmers who had been competing in the San Francisco Triathlon drowned in the Bay, and a helicopter camera photographed something low the water, a dark shape approaching unrivalled of the swimmers from below and dragging him under. Numerous replays of the tape revealed that rather than the sleek shape of a shark, the creature had a wide wingspan and a distinctly horned head, un homogeneous each ray or skate that anyone had ever send disch argen before. The ducks in Golden Gate position suddenly took to the wing and left the area, the hundreds of sea lions that normally lounged in the sun down at Pier 39 were gone as well, and even the pigeons seemed to consume dis reckoned from the City.A grunt reporter who had been covering the overwickedness police blotter noticed the coincidence of seven reports of violence or missing persons at local-area exploited stores, and by early evening the television stations were mentioning it, along with spectacular footage of the Book em Danno building burning in the Mission. And there were hundreds of singular events experienced by individuals creatures moving in the shadows, voices and screams from the sewer grates, milk souring, cats scratching owners, dogs howling, and a thousand people woke up to discover that they no longer cared for the taste of chocolate. It was a baffle sexed-up day.Charlie spent the rest of the night fretting and checking locks, then double-checking the m, then looking on the Internet for clues or so the Underworlders, bonnie in case someone posted a brand-new ancient document since hed last checked. He wrote a will, and several letters, which he walked outside and arrogate in the mailbox out on the drive counsel rather than with the out overtaking mail on the counter of the store. Then, about dawn, completely exhausted yet with his Beta Male imagination racing at a thousand miles an hour, he took two of the sleeping pills Jane had given him and slept through the fucked-up day, to be awakened in early evening by a describe from his darling daughter.Hello.Aunt Cassie is an anti-Semite, express Sophie.Honey, its six in the morning. Can we discuss Aunt Cassies politics a bittie later?It is not, its six at night. Its bath time, and Aunt Cassie wont let me bring Alvin and Mohammed into the bathroom with me for my bath, beca usage shes an anti-Semite.Charlie looked at his watch. He was sort of glad that it was six in the evening and he was talk to his daughter. Whatever passed while he was sleeping at least hadnt affected that.Cassie is not an anti-Semite. It was Jane on the other line.Is too, verbalize Sophie. Be careful, Daddy, Aunt Jane is an anti-Semite sympathizer.I am not, Jane verbalise.Listen to how smart my daughter is, said Charlie. I didnt know words like anti-Semite and sympathizer when I was her age, did you?You weedt trust the goyim, Daddy, said Sophie. She lowered her voice to a whisper. They hate baths, the goyim.Daddys a goyim, too, baby.Oh my God, theyre everywhere, like pod people He heard his daughter drop the phone, scream, and then a verge slammed.Sophie, you unlock this door this instant, Cassie said in the covertground.Jane said, Charlie, where does she get this stuff? Are you teaching her this?Its Mrs. Korjev shes descended from Cossacks and she has a little residual guilt for what her ancestors did to the Jews.Oh, Jane said, not kindle now that she couldnt blame Charlie. Well, you shouldnt let the dogs in the bathroom with her. They eat the soap and sometimes they get in the tub, and then Let them go with her, Jane, Charlie interrupted. They may be the only thing that can protect her.Okay, that Im only letting them eat the cheap soaps. No French-milled soaps.Theyre fine with domestic soap, Jane. Look, I drew up a holographic will last night. If something happens to me, I want you to raise Sophie. Its in there.Jane didnt answer. He could hear her breathing on the other end.Jane?Sure, reliable. Of course. What the hell is waiver on with you roasts? Whats the giant danger Sophies in? Why are you being spooky like this? And why didnt you beseech earlier, you fucker?I was up all night doing stuff. Then I took two of those sleeping pills you gave me. Suddenly twelve hours are gone.You took two? Never take two.Yeah, thanks, Charlie said. Anyway, Im sure Ill be okay, just if for some source Im not, you need to take Sophie and get out of the City fo r a while. I mean like up in the Sierras. I also sent you a letter explaining everything, as much as I know, anyway. Only open it if something happens, okay?Nothing better happen, you fuck. I just lost Mom, and I why the hell are you talking like this, Charlie? What kind of trouble are you in?I cant tell you, Jane. You suffer to trust me that I didnt guard any choice in the matter.How can I help?By doing scarce what youre doing, taking care of Sophie, keeping her safe, and keeping the hellhounds with her at all times.Okay, but cipher better happen to you. Cassie and I are going to get married and I want you to give me away. And I want to borrow your tux, too. Its Armani, duty?No, Jane.You wont give me away?No, no, its not that, Id pay her to take you, its not that.Then you dont echo that gay people should be allowed to get married, is that it? Youre finally coming clean. I knew it, after all I just dont think that gay people should be allowed to get married wearing my tux.Oh , Jane said.Youll wear my Armani tux and Ill make to contain some piece of crap or barter for something new and cheap, and then Ill go through eternity looking like a total jerked meat in the wedding pictures. I know how you guys like to show wedding pictures its like a disease.By you guys, you mean lesbians? Jane said, sounding very much like a prosecuting attorney.Yes, I mean lesbians, dumbfuck, said Charlie, sounding very much like a hostile witness.Oh, okay, Jane said. It is my wedding, I guess I can buy a tux.That would be nice, Charlie said.Im sort of needing the pants cut a little looser in the seat these days anyway, Jane said.Thatta girl.So youll be safe and give me away.Ill sure try. You think Cassandra will let me bring the little Jewish kid?Jane laughed. Call me every hour, she said.I wont do that.Okay, when you can.Yeah, Charlie said. Bye. He smiled to himself and rolled out of bed, query if this might be the last time he would ever do that. Smile.Charlie showered , ate a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, and put on a thousand-dollar suit for which he had compensable forty bucks. He limped around the bedroom for a few minutes and decided that his leg felt pretty good and he could do without the coruscate walking cast, so he left it on the floor by the bed. He put on a pot of coffee and called Inspector Rivera.It was a fucked-up day, Rivera said. Charlie, you need to take your daughter and get out of town.I cant do that. This is about me. Youll keep me informed, skillful?Promise you wont try to do anything yokel-like or heroic?Not in my DNA, Inspector. Ill call you if I see anything.Charlie disconnected, having no idea what he was going to do, but feeling like he had to do something. He called Janes house to say good night to Sophie.I just want you to know that I love you very much, honey.Me, too, Daddy. Why did you call?What, you have a meeting or something?Were having ice cream.Thats nice. Look, Sophie, Daddy has to go do some things, so I want you to stay with Aunt Jane for a few days, okay?Okay. Do you need some help? Im free.No, honey, but thank you.Okay, Daddy. Alvin is looking at my ice cream. He looks hungry, like bear. I have to go.Love you, honey.Love you, Daddy.Apologize to Aunt Cassie for calling her an anti-Semite.Kay. Click.She hung up on him. The apple of his eye, the light of his life, his pride and joy, hung up on him. He sighed, but felt better. Heartbreak is the natural habitat of the Beta Male.Charlie took a few minutes in the kitchen to sharpen the edge of the sword-cane on the back of the electric can opener he and Rachel had received as a wedding present, then he headed out to check on the store.As soon as he opened the door to the back staircase Charlie heard strange living organism noises coming from the store. It sounded as if they were coming from the back room, and there were no lights on, although he could see plenty of light filtering in from the store. Was this it? Sort of solved the p roblem of what he was going to do.He drew the sword from his cane and crept down the stairs in a crouch, moving along the edge of each step to minimize squeakage. Halfway down he saw the source of the sentient being noises and he recoiled, springtime nearly halfway back up the staircase.For the love of GodIt needed to be done, Lily said. She was astraddle Ray Macy, her plaid pleated skirt (mercifully) draped out over him, covering the parts that would have caused Charlie to have to tear his eyes out, which he was thinking about doing anyway.It did, Ray agreed breathlessly.Charlie peeked down into the back room they were still at it, Lily riding Ray like he was a mechanical bull, one bare breast bouncing out of the lapel of her chef s coat.He was despondent, she said. I give him giving himself hickies with the shop vac. Its for the greater good, Asher.Well, stop it, Charlie said.No, no, no, no, no, said Ray.Its a charity thing, Lily said.You know, Lily, Charlie said, covering his eyes, you could exercise your charity in other ways, like salvation Army Santa or something.I dont want to fuck those guys. Most of them are raging alcoholics, and they stink. At least Ray is clean.I dont mean do one, I mean be one. Ring the bell with the little red kettle. Jeez.I am clean, said Ray.You shut up, Charlie said. Shes young enough to be your daughter.He was suicidal, Lily said. I may be saving his life.She is, Ray said.Shut up, Ray, Charlie said. This is pathetic, desperate pity sex, thats all it is.He knows that, Lily said.I dont mind, said Ray.Im doing this for the cause, too, Lily said. Ray was holding out on you.I was? said Ray.How? Charlie said.He found a charr who was buying all the soul vessels. She was with the clients you missed. Somewhere in the Mission. He wasnt going to tell you about her.I dont know what youre talking about, Ray said. Then added, Faster, please.Tell him the address, Lily said.Lily, Charlie said, this isnt really necessary.No, Ray said.Th ere was a loud smack. Charlie opened his eyes. They were still there, doing it, but Rays right cheek was bright red and Lily was winding up to slap him again.Tell himIts on Guerrero road, between Eighteenth and Nineteenth, I dont know the number, but its a big green Victorian, you cant miss it. Three Jewels Buddhist Center.SMACKOuch, I told him, Ray whined.Thats for not getting the address, BITCH Lily said. Then to Charlie There you go, Asher. I want a prime position when you take over the UnderworldCharlie thought that one of the first things he was going to change when he took over was expanding The Great boastful Book of Death to include how to handle situations like this. But instead he said, You got it, Lily. Youll be in charge of dress code and torture.Sweet, Lily said. Scuse me, Asher, I have to finish this. Then to Ray Hear that? No more flannel shirts for you, grommet SMACKThe grunts coming from Ray increased in frequency and intensity.Sure, Charlie said. Ill just go out the other door.See ya, Ray said.Im never going to look either one of you in the eye again, okay?Sounds good, Asher, Lily said. Be careful.Charlie crept back up the steps, went out the summit door of his apartment and down the elevator to the street entrance, suppressing his gag reflex the consentient way. On the street he flagged down a cab and rode into the Mission, trying to wipe the image of his shagging employees out of his mind.The Morrigan had followed the gift souls that had escaped through the drains to a deserted street in the Mission. Now they waited, watching the green Victorian building from storm-drain grates at either end of the street. They were more cautious now, their rapacious nature having been dampened somewhat by having been severely blown up the night before.They called them the gift souls because the little patchwork creatures brought the souls right to them in the sewers the gifts showing up in the Morrigans weakest moment. After the accursed Boston terri er had chased them through miles of pipelines, going away them battered and exhausted on a high ledge at a pipe junction, along marched twenty or so of the darling little nightmares, all habilimented up in finery and carrying just what they needed to heal their wounds and replenish their strength human souls. And thus renewed, they were able to scare away that offensive little dog. The Morrigan were back not to the strength theyd achieved before the explosion, maybe not even enough to fly, but certainly enough to venture Above in one case again, especially with so many souls at hand.No one was out on the streets tonight except the junkies, the hookers, and the homeless. After the fucked-up day in the City, close to everyone had decided that it was just a better idea to stay in, safer. To the Morrigan (for all they cared), they were safer in their homes the same way a tuna fish is safer in a can, but no one knew that yet. No one knew what they were hiding from except Charlie Ashe r, and he was getting out of a cab right in front of them as they watched.Its New Meat, said Macha.We should give him a new name, said Babd. I mean, hes really not that new anymore.Hush, hushed Macha.Hey, lover, Babd called out of her drain. Did you miss me?Charlie remunerative the cabbie and stood in the middle of the street looking at the big jade-green Queen Anne. There were lights on in the turret upstairs and in one window downstairs. He could just make out the sign that read THREE JEWELS BUDDHIST CENTER. He started to step toward the house and saw movement in the lattice under the porch eyes shining. A cat maybe. His cadre phone rang and he flipped it open.Charlie, its Rivera. I have some good news we found Carrie Long, the woman from the pawnshop, and shes still alive. She was tied up and thrown in a Dumpster a block from her store.Thats great, Charlie said. But he wasnt feeling great. The things that had been moving under the porch were coming out. contemptible up the st airs, standing on the porch, lining up and facing him. Twenty or thirty of them, a little more than a foot tall, dressed in ornate period costumes. Each had the skeletal face of a dead animal, cats, foxes, badgers animals Charlie couldnt identify, but just the skulls the eye sockets empty, black. Yet they stared.You wont believe what she said put her there, Charlie. Little creatures, little monsters, she said.About fourteen inches tall, Charlie said.Yeah, howd you know?Lots of teeth and claws, like animal parts stuck together, all dressed up like they were going to a grand costume ball?What are you telling me, Charlie? What do you know?Just guessing, Charlie said. He unclipped the latch on his sword-cane.Hey, lover, came a womanly voice from behind him. Did you miss me? Charlie turned. She was crawling out of the drain almost directly behind him.The bad news, Rivera said, is we found the junk dealer and the bookstore guy from Book em Danno pieces of them.That is bad news, Charli e said. He started moving up the street, away from the sewer harpy and the porch full of Satans sock puppets.New Meat, came a voice from up the street.Charlie looked to see another sewer harpy coming out of the drain, her eyes gleaming black in the streetlight. Behind him he heard the clacking of little animal teeth.Charlie, I still think you should leave town for a while, but if you dont, and dont tell anyone I told you this, you should get a gun, maybe a couple of guns.I think that would be a great idea, Charlie said. The two sewer harpies were moving very slowly toward him, awkwardly, as if their nerves were short-circuiting. The one closest to him, the one from the alley in North Beach, was licking her lips. She looked a little ragged compared to the night shed seduced him. He moved up the street away from them.A shotgun, so you wont need to agree to shoot. I cant give you one, but Inspector, Im going to have to get back to you.Im serious, Charlie, whatever these things are, t hey are going after your kind.You have no idea how authorise that is to me, Inspector.Is that the one who shot me? said the closest harpy. Tell him Im going to suck his eyeballs out of the sockets and chew them in his ear.You get that, Inspector? Charlie said.Shes there?They, Charlie said.This way, Meat, said the trey sewer harpy, coming out of the drain at the far end of the block. She stood, extended her claws, and flicked a line of venom down the side of a park car. The paint sizzled and ran where it hit.Where are you, Charlie? Where are you?Im in the Mission. Near the Mission.The little creatures were coming down the steps now, down the walk toward the street.Look, said a harpy, he brought presents.Charlie, where exactly are you? said Rivera.Gotta go, Inspector. Charlie flipped the phone closed and dropped it in his coat pocket. Then he drew the sword from the cane and turned to the harpy from the alley. For you, he said to her, whipping the sword in a flourish through the air .Thats sweet, she said. You always think about my needs.The 1957 Cadillac Eldorado Brougham was the perfect show-off of death machines. It consisted of nearly triple tons of steel stamped into a massively mawed, high-tailed beast, lined with enough chrome to build a Terminator and still have parts left over most of it in long, sharp strips that peeled off on impact and became lethal scythes to flay away pedestrian flesh. Under the four headlights it sported two chrome bumper bullets that looked like unexploded torpedoes or triple-G-cup Madonna death boobs. It had a noncollapsible steering column that would impale the driver upon any serious impact, electric windows that could compress off a kids head, no seat belts, and a 325 horsepower V8 with such appallingly bad fuel efficiency that you could hear it trying to slurp molten dinosaurs out of the ground when it passed. It had a top speed of a hundred and ten miles an hour, mushy, bargelike suspension that could in no way stabil ize the car at that speed, and undersized power brakes that wouldnt stop it either. The fins jutting from the back were so high and sharp that the car was a lethal threat to pedestrians even when parked, and the whole package sat on tall, whitewall tires that looked, and generally handled, like oversized powdered doughnuts. Detroit couldnt have achieved more deadly finned ostentatia if theyd covered a killer whale in rhinestones. It was a masterpiece.And the reason you need to know all that, is that along with the battle-worn Morrigan and the well-dressed chimeras, a 57 Eldorado was rapidly approaching Charlie.The bloodred lacquered Eldo slid around the corner, tires screaming like flaming peacocks, hubcaps whirl off toward the curb, engine roaring, spewing blue smoke out of the rear wheel wells like a flatulent dragon. The first of the Morrigan turned in time to take a bumper bullet in the thigh before she was dragged and folded under the car and spit out the back into a black hea p. The headlights came on and the caddie veered toward the Morrigan nearest Charlie.The animal creatures scurried back up the sidewalk and Charlie ran up onto the hood of a parked Honda as the Eldo smacked the second Morrigan. She rag-doll-whipped over the hood as the cars brakes screamed, then flew twenty yards down the street. The Caddy peeled out and hit her again, this time rolling over her with a series of thumps and leaving her tossing down the tarmac, take away pieces as she rolled. The Caddy blazed on toward the final Morrigan.This one had a few seconds on her sisters and started running up the street, her shape changing, arms to wings, tail feathers trying to manifest, but she didnt seem able to make the transformation in time to fly. The Eldo plowed over her, then hit the brakes, reversed, and burned rubber on her back.Charlie ran up on the roof of the Honda, ready to leap away from the street, but the Caddy stopped and the blacked-out electric window wound down.Get the fuck in the car, said Minty cherubic.Minty Fresh hit the final Morrigan again as he speeded off down the block, took two screeching lefts, then pulled the car to the curb, jumped out, and ran around to the front.Oh, goddamn, said Minty Fresh (damn on the downbeat, with pain and sustain). Goddamn, my hood and grille are all fucked up. Goddamn. I will tolerate the rising of darkness to cover the world, but you do not fuck with my ride.He jumped back in the car, threw it into gear, and screeched around the next corner.Where are you going?Im going to run over the bitches again. You do not fuck with my ride.Well, what did you think would happen when you ran them over?Not this. I never ran over anyone before. Dont act like thats a surprise.Charlie looked at the gleaming interior of the car, the bloodred leather seats, the dash fitted with walnut remove and gold-plated knobs.This is a great car. My mailman would love this car.Your mailman?He collects vintage pimp wear.So what are you try ing to say?Nothing.They were already on Guerrero Street and Minty floored it as they approached the target block. The first Morrigan he had hit was just getting to her knees when he hit her again, knocking her over two parked cars and into the side of a vacant building. The second one turned to face them and bared her claws, which raked the hood as he rolled over her with a drumroll of thumps, then he ran over the third ones legs as she was crawling back into the storm sewer.Jeez, Charlie said, turning and looking out the back window.Minty Fresh seemed to turn his full attention to driving safely now. What the hell are those things?I call them sewer harpies. Theyre the things that call to us from the storm sewers. Theyre a lot stronger now than they used to be.Theyre scary is what they are, said Minty.I dont know, Charlie said. Have you gotten a good look at them? I mean, they got the badonkadonk out back and some fine bajoopbadangs up front, know what Im sayin, dog? candy kiss a r ock wid a playa? He offered his fist for Minty to buss him a rock, but alas, the mint one left him hangin.Stop that, Fresh said.Sorry, Charlie said.Talk ilk a Playa in Ten Days or Less Stone Thug Edition? Minty asked.Charlie nodded. We got the CD into the store a couple of months ago. I implement in the van. How am I doing?Your Negro-osity is uncanny. I had to keep checking to make sure youre still white. give thanks, Charlie said, then, as if a light went on Hey, Ive been looking for you where the hell have you been?Hiding out. One of those things came after me on the BART a few nights ago when I was coming back from Oakland.Howd you get away?Those little animal things, a bunch of them attacked her in the dark. I could hear her screaming at them, tearing them to ribbons, but they held her off until the train pulled into the station, which was full of people. She bolted back into the tunnel. There were pieces of the animal creatures everywhere in the train car.Minty turned onto Van Ness and started heading toward Charlies side of town.So they helped you? Theyre not part of the Underworlders trying to take over?They dont appear to be. They saved my ass.So you know some of the Death merchandisers have been killed?I didnt know. It wasnt in the paper. I saw where Antons shop burned up last night. He didnt make it out?They found pieces of him, Charlie said.Charlie, I think I caused this. Minty Fresh turned and really looked at Charlie for the first time, his golden eyes looking forlorn. I failed to collect my last two soul vessels, and all of this started.I thought it was me, Charlie said. I missed two as well. But I dont think its us. My two clients are alive, I think theyre in that house where I was going when you saved me the Three Jewels Buddhist Center. Theres a woman there whos been buying up soul vessels, too.Cute brunette? Minty asked.I dont know. Why?She bought some from me, too. Tried to disguise herself, but it was her.Well, shes in that house back there. Ive got to go back there.I dont want anything to do with those bitches with the claws, Minty said.True dat, Charlie said. I had a thing with one of them.No.Yeah, she got all up in my grille and shit had to cut da ho loose.Stop that.Sorry. Anyway, Ive got to go back.You sure? I dont think theyre dead. Doesnt look like they can be dead.You could run over them again. By the way, how did you know where to find me?After I heard about Antons place burning, I tried to call him and got a disconnected message, so I went to your store. I talked to that little scrooge girl you have working for you. She told me where you went. Talked to her for about ten minutes. She knows about me I mean us? The Death Merchants?Yes, I told her a long time ago. Wasnt she, uh, busybodied when you got there? With a guy, I mean.No. She perceive anyone?I thought you were gay?I never said that.Yeah, but you didnt go out of your way to deny it either.Charlie, I run a music store in the Castro, Id do more business as a gay Death Merchant than a straight shopkeeper.Good point. I never thought of that.Color me surprised. So, she seeing anyone?Shes half your age and I think shes a little malformed sexually, I mean.So is she seeing anyone?Shes like a little sister to me, Fresh. Dont you have employees like that?Have you never met anyone who works in a disk store? Theres no greater repository of unjustified arrogance in the world. Id poison my employees if I thought I could find replacements.I dont think shes seeing anybody, but since the world is about to be taken over by the Forces of night, you may not have time for dating.I dont know. She seems like she might have an in with the Forces of Darkness. I like her, shes funny in a sort of macabre way, and she likes Miles.Lily likes Miles Davis?You dont know that about your little sister?Charlie threw his hands up. Take her, use her, throw her away, I dont care, shes only part-time. You can date my daughter, too. Shes going to be six and probably loves Coltrane for all I know.Calm down, youre overreacting.Just turn around and take me back to that Buddhist center. Ive got to stop this thing. Its all on me, Fresh. Im the Luminatus.You are not.I am, Charlie said.Youre the Great Death with a capital D? You? You know this to be true?I do, Charlie said.I knew there was something different about you, but I thought that the Luminatus would be I dont know taller.Dont start with that, okay.Minty swung the car off Van Ness into a hotel turnaround.Where are you going? Charlie said.To run over some sewer harpies again.Back to the Buddhist center?Uh-huh. You have any weapons also that stupid sword?My cop friend told me I should get a gun.Minty Fresh reached into his moss-green jacket and came out with the biggest pistol Charlie had ever seen. He placed it on the seat. Take it. Desert Eagle fifty-caliber. Itll stop a bear.Charlie picked up the chrome-plated pistol. It weighed like five pounds and the barrel looked big enough to stick your thumb in.This thing is huge.Im a big guy. Listen, it holds eight shots. Theres a round in the chamber. You have to cock it and release the safety before you fire. There and there. He pointed to the safety and the hammer. Hold on to it if you have to shoot. It will knock you on your ass if youre not ready.What about you?Minty patted the other side of his coat. I have another one.Charlie turned the gun in his hand and watched the streetlights playing off its chromed surface. (Beta Males, who inherently feel they are always at a competitive disadvantage, are suckers for showy equalizers.) You have a lot going on under the surface, Mr. Fresh. You are not just the run-of-the-mill seven-foot-tall Death Merchant in a pastel-green suit.Thank you, Mr. Asher. Very kind of you to say.My pleasure.Charlies cell phone rang and he flipped it open.Rivera said, Asher, where the hell are you? Ive been circling the Mission and theres nothing here but a lot of black feathers flying in the air.Yeah, its okay. Im okay, Inspector. I found Minty Fresh, the guy who owns the music store. Im in the car with him.So youre safe?Relatively.Good. Lay low and Ill call you, okay? I want to talk to your friend tomorrow.You got it, Inspector. Thanks for coming to help.Careful, Asher.Gotcha. Im laying low. Bye.Charlie snapped the phone shut and turned to Minty Fresh. You ready?Absolutely, said the fresh one.The street was deserted when they pulled up in front of the Three Jewels Buddhist Center.Ill go around to the back, Minty said.Well, cars suck, I can tell you that, said Babd, trying to keep herself together as the Morrigan limped back to the great ship. Five thousand years, horses are fine, all of a sudden we have to have paved streets and cars. I dont see the attraction.Im not even sure that we need to rise and let Darkness rule, said Nemain. Apparently darkness isnt qualified yet. Speaking as an agent of Darkness, I think it needs more time. She had been crushed into a half-wo man, half-raven form and was throw off feathers as they limped through the pipe.Its like that New Meat has someone watching over him, said Macha. Next time Orcus can deal with him.Yeah, lets get Orcus to go after him, Babd said. See what he thinks of cars.